Series 3

Theme song:
Allstar - Smash Mouth

Cast:
Sally Ginnie Matt Andy James

Series 3: Sally, Ginnie, Matt, Andy, James Reboot in Lower Road - Matt joins the party by falling through a floor and ending up skydiving without a parachute. We survive theskydiving absolutely because Sal shifted us worlds... Game was Sal, Matt, Ginnie, Andy, James: first session didn't have Andy in it. We were all living in Lower Roadish, and had some evidence to suggest that we were some kind of ksirafai-order; then we all got called out to a mission where Ryan was flying us, then we had to jump out the sodding plane... The explanation that was given for this new game was that Ginnie had re-written all our brains after the Destroying A World Incident so she, Sally, MattMatt and Andy (?) could live in happy peace and harmony and brought James along as emotional support for Sally. - This is where Andy joined us, Ginnie thinks - we had the Neill-as-MSR brief instance of being werethings (two Corax and a Skoll) where Ginnie PAssaulted Andy; we were in Scotland at the time and headed to London...? Nooo... There was a train journey south where we spent a ridiculous amount of time trying to not go via London, but I can't remember where we were going or why. Oh, were we trying to get to Brighton? Ginnie remembers nearly frenzying on MSR, being terrified of being over-Raged and of having a drunken Theurge in my brain via pack-link... Second Tower-journey - James and Andy went there, we were kind of hanging out and not quite sure whether we were allowed to be involved. Something to do with the colours in the walls and stuff? - From the Tower we went to Shadowrun 'verse, where Sally firmly told everyone not to use their powers at all, and then decided it couldn't hurt if she just communed with the earth a little bit. This then turned out to be the One Thing That None Can Do, set off lots of strange mystic alarm bells, got mistaken for some kind of strange Fairy Queen, and got lots of people involved. Whilst there we also discovered that James was a dragon, as was Andy. Andy then nearly killed Ginnie for throwing an orange at him. Maybe an overreaction? Who knows! - Andy decided he had Leet Powerz; he, variously, forced Sal to teleport us to Exalted-verse, and insisted on being in Charge. Somewhere through this, we end up on FS-verse again - Sally-as-Chaimi.This is another reason for Aidan Aderyn to hate us, as almost every time we turn up on his world, his girlfriend goes missing and is normally dumped on a fairly unfriendly world. Here, we get Kewl Titles. These are obviously way less cool when you realise what they were originally. The Mother of the Fridge or She Who Taught Us How To Pray is far, far cooler than The Joyous Youth. Neither beat The Cold Woman. One day, Ginnie will finish the job. Andy is a minor figure - He Who Comes From Beneath. - Christmas holiday in Devon - Being in the youth hostel in Arran, Ginnie? killing the guy that looks after it, Matt bringing him back. - Getting grabbed by Stone - the world hopping werewolf who knew the world hopping Decados, who may or may not be the same world hopping werewolf who knew the world hopping Decados that we were worried about. Who knows how many world hopping werewolf/Decados combos there are out there? Anyway, he grabbed us and asked us to please deal with Lee's old Paladin and the crazy white supremicist he's working for. We agree to do this/ Team Assamite obligingly give us money and fake ID with which to do this. - We also discover that there are evil blue eyed vampire cows. We try and kill them. We nearly die. It was exciting. Matt, experimenting with emotional manipulation in an attempt to induce Rotschreck in one of the vampires, throws his fear away into one of the cows. the cow does not run away, and Matt nearly dies due to a complete lack of self-preservation instinct. Stone helps us in the killing. He looks pained.Anyhow. In combat, turns out PAssault works really well on cows, some random powers that may include DL hexes are mediocre, and parrying with the stomach is rarely helpful when gored. - Winning vast sums on scratchcard lotteries thanks in part due to James' Magic X-ray Vision. Handing it all over to the YHA on Aran. - Matt meets a couple of members of the Zodiac, who are having a get together in the castle. They address him as Pwyll and tell him that he is welcome to come up to the castle and spend time with them. Not having previously encountered or even heard of the Zodiac, Matt is puzzled by the strong reaction of Ginnie and Sally when he later tells them this. - Half-man, half-orca. Something about a world nearly at the start of the series; where they knew about Walker's catalogue of worlds. We ended up bathing in 'essences', there were nine of them which mystically didn't quite correspond to the Spheres. We also got a fragment of earth from 'Hela's realm'. - Somewhere around here Matt got his thorns. Something to do with bleeding in a grove of trees. [Was this when he’d been killedbyspiderwebscough and brought back to life through blood on the trees/grove?] - Spiders in the basement; meeting Arawn at the crossroads. - Sally taking the blue-eyed guy to FS-verse to try to have him killed after I've failed to PAssault him; he dies of James and we bring back the Frother who's dating Ekaterina Decados. Then there's the midday charge across the minefield where we... - Die in an explosion as we fought the spider queen demon

End series 3